Top Ten Bumper Stickers



10: Senior Citizen: Gimme My Goddamn Discount!
9: Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
8: HONK ... If You Want To See My Finger
7: If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
6: DOG is my co-pilot!
5: Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
4: So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
3: Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
2: Comments about my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT
1: Oops, I think my kharma just ran over your dogma.
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