Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty But In Golf They Aren't

10. I can't help it. I'm a hooker.
09. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
08. Put it in the hole.
07. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
06. Shorten your stroke.
05. Mind if I join your threesome?
04. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
03. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
02. Your touch around the hole is unbelievable.
01. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

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