Redneck Computer Dictionary
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood of the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When your not keerful gittin the farwood
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thar thing what splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time or afta a lotta rain
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time or afta a lotta rain
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside
UNIX: Where you have to grease every 2000 miles
MAC's: Great for makin hard cider
SCREEN: Great for keepin skeeters and black flies outa tha house
BYTE: Whut them dang flys do
CHIP: Munchies fer watchin the TV
MICRO CHIP: The stuff in the bottom of the bag
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAPTOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf
PORT: Fancy name for wine
ENTER: Northerner talk fer, "Y'all come in an ' set a spell."
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't member whut ya paid fer the pickup truck
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