Top Ten Teachin's
10. Ride a fast horse if you're gonna speak your mind.
9. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
8. Don't drive black cattle in the dark.
7. The water tastes better when you're upsteam from the herd
6. When you come to a fork in the road, pick it up.
5. Only a fool argues with badgers, grizzlies or cooks.
4. Don't squat with your spurs on.
3. Never slap a mand who's chewing a Ranch wrap.
2. Don't spit into the wind.
1. Never wear white while eatin' hot wings.
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