Virgina Collegiate Humor
(It might be difficult to appreciate this joke unless you live or lived in Virginia or attended one of these schools.)
Joke: How many Virginia College Students does it take to change a light bulb?
Answers:
William & Mary Students: Three - one to change the light bulb and two to crack under pressure.
Old Dominion Students: Four - two to change the light bulb and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
Mary Washington Students: The whole student body - there's nothing better to do on the weekends.
UVA Students: One - he just holds the light bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
VA Tech Students: Three - one to change the light bulb and two to discuss how they did it just as well as a UVA Student.
JMU Students: None - Harrisonburg does not have electricity, yet.
VCU Students: None - downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
Eastern Mennonite University Students: Two - one to hold the candle and the other to strike the flint.
George Mason Students: Three, if they get lucky, and one of them has taken the course at NOVA.
Washington & Lee Students: Four - one to change the light bulb and three to write up a complaint to the board of directors sayin that they could have gone to a better school if they had wanted to.
Mary Baldwin Students: Four - one to change the light bulb and three to figure out how it will help them meet their future husband.
U of Richmond Students: Two - one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Hollins College Students: None - that's what maids are for.
Longwood Students: None - the Farmville SUPER WAL-MART has fluorescent lighting.
Hampden Sydney Students: Five - one to actually change the light bulb and four to figure out how this could get some Longwood girl to come over.
Radford Students: Just one - but it takes six years!
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