Children Wits & Wisdom
Some wit and wisdom from kids. On long break...
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"When your mother tells ou that you will not like the outcome of your new experimental hair style, you should always listen. She knows what she's talking about."- Rebecca @ age 15
"Every time my grandparents sleep over, they snore through the night."- Megan @ age 6
"If you something expensive, you should ask your grandparents."- Matthew @ age 12
"You shouldn't stand in a bucket of water and touch an electric fence just because your brother tells you to."- Melissa @ age 13
"When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program."- Rebecca @ age 11
"Parents don't get enough appreciation."- Susanna @ age 17
"You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you."- John @ age 12
"My little brother's dirty diapers are worse than liver."- Matt @ age 11
"My parents won't go to sleep until I get home."- Abby @ age 16
"If mom's not happy, nobody's happy."- Neely @ age 13
"If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up."- Amber @ age 10
"You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin."- @ age
"When my dad says to be home at 11:30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself."- Amie @ age 16
"If your mom picks your clothes and you dislike them, tell her they don't fit."- Christie @ age 12
"You only have one mom, and you should take care of her."- Sean @ age 12
"Every time I am at home and I am getting on my parents' nerves, they wishe I were at camp. And every time I'm at camp and nothing's bothering them, they miss me."- Ashley @ age 12
"My grandmother can say more in a sentence than a college professor can say in an hour and a half."- Angela @ age 14
"No matter how much I love something, mom will throw it aay without a second's thought."- Brian @ age 12
"My dad will never be color coordinated."- Samuel @ age 11
"When you complain about doing dishes, you usually get stuck doing them more often."- Nichole @ age 14
"The older you get, the harder your parents try to keep you little."- Emily @ age 16
"Even today, watching baseball with your grandpa is still a great American pastime."-Erin @ age 13
"You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands"-Joel @ age 12
"I can remember what flavor of ice cream cone my grandmother and I shared at Disneyworld; but, most of the time, I can't remember what day it is. I guess it depends on what you think is important."- Katherine @ age 13
"If you put your brother's hand in warm water, he will wet the bed."- Christopher @ age 9
"When you make a face behind your father's back, he turns around too quick for you to get away with it."- Elizabeth @ age 12
"It's no fun to stay up all night if your parents don't care."- Carrie @ age 15
"You should never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato."- Alecia @ age 12
"Every time I complain to my mom that I'm bored, she tells me to go clean my room."- Joanna @ age 13
"IF your sister hits you, don't hit her back. Parents always catch the second person."- Michael @ age 10
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